WILL Paul 'Randy' Newman be next to leave the Culture Company?We ask because of authoritative reports from within the London Olympic Team that the CoC's Director of Communications (sic) has been touting for a new job with them.
One of our informants has told us: "I suspect Paul Newman will resurface in an Olympic role very soon."
Newman has apparently been angling for an Olympic job (lots more athletically inclined women, apparently, eds) for the last year.
A few weeks ago another well-placed Olympics source revealed that Newman had been in touch and had said that Liverpool had been a big mistake.
Newman told his contact that he had wanted to work on the Olympics all along (obviously learnt a lot from Donald Bullshitter, eds)
He rings them every few months looking for an opening.
However, Newman also appears to be hedging his bets.
Another recruitment agency has been touting Newman (also known as Leslie, after the recently honoured Phillips below, eds) for a well-paid position with a Government agency!
This is all the more strange, since The Harbarrowboy used to regularly tell anyone who cared to listen that one of the things he liked about Newman was his commitment to move to Liverpool! (the cheek of these bastards, eds)
Which, of course, he has still failed to do (keeps him conveniently out of sight from his wife at least, eds)
Newman, you will recall, was the self-appointed guardian of public behaviour who decided to try and get Joe Riley the sack for dozing off at the Empire.
Newman, known as 'Lesley' for his wandering ways, 'Carry-on-leering' and lascivious 'well, heeeelllll-oooo' greetings to any new women, tried to deny his involvement by repeatedly telling a bare-faced porky.
