FOR SALE: JASON'S £499,950 HOUSE ON THE WIRRAL

West Road, Noctorum, Wirral

We are delighted to offer for sale this superb DETACHED EXECUTIVE RESIDENCE situated in a popular area of Wirral only a brief distance to local facilities and schooling, enjoying the benefit of gas central heating and double glazing. The accommodation briefly comprises: Spacious Entrance Hall, Ground Floor WC, Large Lounge, Dining/Sitting Room, opening out into a large Conservatory, Snug/Study, Spacious Breakfast Kitchen with integrated appliances, Utility Room and to first floor there is a Landing, Four Bedrooms, the master affording an En-Suite Shower Room plus well appointed replacement four piece Family Bathroom. Externally there is an audio/visual intercom system and electric gates, long driveway extending to ample off road parking and turning space, larger than average garage with remote control door, principal lawned gardens to side plus raised timber decking feature.

FOR FURTHER DETAILS PLEASE CONTACT:Karl Tatler , Heswall

(re-assuring that all the money in the world can't buy taste, though, isn't it? eds)

Alternative descriptions of Jason's house are invited....

In a spin over summer pops....

AND AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY FREE PUFFS FOR THE ARENA IN THE ECHO AND THE POST IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS....

Jane said...
Guess who the spin doctor for the new arena is Tony?
None other than your old friend Jon Brown, who worked so assiduously on behalf of Chas at the infamous lobbying meeting with the Harbarrowboy, way back when the evil cabal website was running rampant.
Dunno whether Brown had to formally tender for the job, or how much it was worth, but he was an obvious shoe-in being so close and friendly to Chas, I would have thought.
Makes it much easier for Chas for them both to have the same PR person, when he brings back the Pops at the arena next year.
And won't that be hunky dory for everyone then?
Lots of loverly cash...

Monday, February 12, 2007 11:48:00 PM

Another interesting contribution about the Summer Pops. (also gives us a great excuse to use this picture again...)

Fair play said...

vis-a-vis the summer pops and halsall's mate chas...

why was it that six weeks ago at an entirely different meeting, the harbarrowboy and his american accomplice kris donalson were telling anyone who would listen that if chas didn't get the Pops then no-one would.

and that he was the best person to do it again in 2008.

what did they know and when?

and i thought these decisions were made by councillors?

what a stitch up, aided and abetted incidentally by your mates at the daily post who swallowed a briefing from the council and chas cole, hook line and sinker. portraying him as a great benefactor for giving us the pops for the last six years (how much did he make?) and again trotting out the line that his was the best tender!

it is literally unbelievable.

aside from the two press releases that were sent out on this, halsall was very active in talking to journalists....

Sunday, February 11, 2007 6:58:00 PM

WHAT A SHOWER - £15,800 THE COST OF TRYING TO CLEAN UP MCELHINNEY!

READERS of the legendary Liverpoolevilcabal.blogspot will remember the fury of Liverpool Direct staff about the new shower installed for 'chief executive' David McElhinney.
The new shower was installed on the third floor of the hated McElhinney's office in the Temple of Doom at (Misad)Venture Place.
Why?
So that the evil doctor could go for running with his pal, the smiling assassin Halsall, whenever he fancied it during the 'working' day.
Then he would be able to come back glowing, use the shower and then return happily to his LDL 'duties', smelling of nothing but roses.
McElhinney ordered the personal shower for
MisAdventure Place soon after he jumped ship and quit the city council before he could face the music over The 08 Place.
And he was allowed to get away with yet another disgraceful abuse of public money, despite reassurances from Council Leader Warren Bradley that all of McElhinney's 'privileges' were to be withdrawn (free car parking, council lease Jag, cut-price loans, membership of professional bodies, expense account, etc, etc)
The cost of this nice little shower perk has now been revealed at an astonishing £15,800 of council taxpayers money.
We do not know if this includes council taxpayers forking out for fresh towels, fancy soaps, funny-shaped loofahs, hot and cold running Geisha girls (not blondes then? ed) for McElhinney. (Well he certainly won't need any shampoo, ed)
But the private power shower, the room to which only McElhinney has the key, can never wash away the trail of murky stains he has left all over the city council.
8 comments:

Brunette said...

Suddenly an unpleasant image has popped into my head...

Friday, October 13, 2006 8:52:00 PM

suspicious said...

I hope there is no suggestion that he uses the shower for any other purpose than the vain attempt to clean himself up?

Thursday, October 19, 2006 10:29:00 PM

Anonymous said...

Like what for instance? Intimate meetings of Liverpool Direct....? On second thoughts......

Thursday, October 19, 2006 10:30:00 PM

Rod said...

I know where I would like to stick the loofah...

Sunday, October 22, 2006 10:26:00 PM

Anonymous said...

Who approved him spending public money on this? It's outrageous!!!

Monday, October 23, 2006 4:26:00 PM

Anonymous said...

This can't be right, surely?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 8:01:00 PM

Anonymous said...

why do you mention blondes in the shower does this bloke like blondes?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:21:00 PM

Marilyn said...

That would be a horrible slur on this man's character, which would be totally unforgiveable. Obviously if that was suggested on this part of the blog, it would be totally untrue.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 11:15:00 PM

SO FAREWELL THEN, EDITRESS JANE....

I have it on good authority (?) that Jane Wolstenholme, esteemed editress of the Liverpool Daily Post is leaving to become a full-time novelist.
Ms Wolstenholme is, of course, also married to PR supremo Jon Brown, who last caught the attention of bloggers when he turned up at the side of Chas 'show me the money' Cole to brief the Liverpool Echo about the appearance of Madonna at the Summer Pops in 2008.
This was, of course, complete fiction, which the Echo duly swallowed.
Not surprisingly, since Mr Brown had previously been deputy editor of the Echo. (Liverpool is a real media village, isn't it? ed)
Anyway good luck to the lovely Jane, who has already penned her first work of fiction, which is attractively described as part of the 'chick-lit' genre.
She has had a six figure advance from Simon and Shuster to come up with the second novel next year and in between will be helping out Mr Brown's successful PR business in the city.
She will apparently rejoice in the pen-name of Jane Costello, so will fit on the shelves alongside Joan and Jackie Collins. (Nothing wrong with pen-names, ed)
And good luck to the lovely Mr Brown, (So we are being equally sexist then, are we? ed) who will no doubt be working hard to keep her in the style to which she has been accustomed.
We should point out gratefully, that under Ms Wolstenholme (ooerrmissus), (thought the non sexism was too good to last, ed) the Daily Post has knocked spots off its craven stablemate, the Liverpool Echo.
The Echo has ensured that its readers remain blissfully ignorant of all the scandal and corruption orchestrated by the evil cabal who governed the city.
Readers can instead concentrate all their attention on the Echo's unremittingly depressing diet of gun crime, drugs and 'D' list celebrities.
We can only hope that Ms Wolstenholme's successor shows similar journalistic talent and integrity.