Sunday, October 28, 2007

THE COMEBACK KID - DUE BACK ON WEDNESDAY.

THE Harbarrowboy is due to return to the Fun Palace this Wednesday.
That's according to his ceremonial stand-in, Donald Bullshitter, who has been going around "reassuring" everyone that good old Jase will be 'back soon'.

That's not the word amongst councillors or the ruling Lib Dem Exec Board who have been told that Jase will never darken their door again.

What worries us is, (if Jase does by some miracle return), where is he going to lay his sun-tanned torso?

Now that he has sold his detached house on the Wirral, will he move temporarily into one of the other two houses on Merseyside which he has has put up for sale?

Will he be looking for a B&B in Anfield?

Or will he be bedding down for the night in his office at the Fun Palace?

That can't be good for his health with a heart condition.

If you would like to offer Jase a bed for the night, give him a ring at his office on Wednesday morning. Tel: 0151 233 4447

Then you can also make sure he has turned up for work on time.

Of course, if Jase isn't able to answer the phone, you might conclude that Donald Bullshitter has been bullshitting again.

7 comments:

Colin Coverup said...

I wish someone would tell me what's happening!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Bradley has finally got Jase's head

Outraged said...

I wonder how much that will cost the people of LIverpool?

Tori Blare said...

send him to mens direct access for homeless men.
Oh no he can't go there afterall, the council knocked it down!

I do believe the TANGO factory are looking for a new orange man for their promotional lines.
Experience of being orange minded and orange in outlook is essential criteria.
They need a fat orange twat.

The people of Liverpool have defo been tango'd

Anonymous said...

what a coincidence - the echo has a story today that Jase has been signed off on the sick for another three weeks. Must have been something you said....

Anonymous said...

Watch out everybody it sounds like Cover ups flexing his muscles and exerting his authority

Anonymous said...

LIVERPOOL COUNCIL ARE PEREFECT AT WHITEWASH. SLEEZE CITY. I HAVE WORKED FOR THE SHITS FOR OVER 30 YEARS. THEY MAKE THE MAFIA SEEM LIKE A KINDER GARDEN