Sunday, October 21, 2007

FOR SALE: JASON'S £499,950 HOUSE ON THE WIRRAL

West Road, Noctorum, Wirral



We are delighted to offer for sale this superb DETACHED EXECUTIVE RESIDENCE situated in a popular area of Wirral only a brief distance to local facilities and schooling, enjoying the benefit of gas central heating and double glazing. The accommodation briefly comprises: Spacious Entrance Hall, Ground Floor WC, Large Lounge, Dining/Sitting Room, opening out into a large Conservatory, Snug/Study, Spacious Breakfast Kitchen with integrated appliances, Utility Room and to first floor there is a Landing, Four Bedrooms, the master affording an En-Suite Shower Room plus well appointed replacement four piece Family Bathroom. Externally there is an audio/visual intercom system and electric gates, long driveway extending to ample off road parking and turning space, larger than average garage with remote control door, principal lawned gardens to side plus raised timber decking feature.









FOR FURTHER DETAILS PLEASE CONTACT:Karl Tatler , Heswall

(re-assuring that all the money in the world can't buy taste, though, isn't it? eds)

Alternative descriptions of Jason's house are invited....

7 comments:

peeved said...

I suppose we've hit the iceberg and are taking on water and since we've got nothing left for him to take, theres not much point him hanging around really.

If only other remaining cabalists would get off as well then it might be worth it

Tori Blare said...

Is this house paid for by our council tax?

Will this money, from the sale of his house, go back into the council buffers?

Laurence Llewelyn Bollocks said...

The bedroom is lovely, I think the style is based on ECT recovery suite at the psychiatric hospital. I suppose the orange walls are so he can walk around naked without being seen.

Miguel said...

Jesus, that conservatory already looks like the colour of a Spanish hacienda!

Anonymous said...

its terrifying that the council appointed a man with such absolutely godawful, chav-like taste to run Liverpools attempt to change its national image to one of being a cultured modern city.

This man shouldn't be allowed to choose wallpaper let alone a cultural programme.

George said...

eeeeh
Its amazing what you see when your cleaning windas

(ACCOMPANIED BY UKELE CHORUS)

Mr Rapid said...

This is so foul, its funny!