Monday, October 30, 2006

WHAT A SHOWER - £15,800 THE COST OF TRYING TO CLEAN UP MCELHINNEY!

READERS of the legendary Liverpoolevilcabal.blogspot will remember the fury of Liverpool Direct staff about the new shower installed for 'chief executive' David McElhinney.
The new shower was installed on the third floor of the hated McElhinney's office in the Temple of Doom at (Misad)Venture Place.
Why?
So that the evil doctor could go for running with his pal, the smiling assassin Halsall, whenever he fancied it during the 'working' day.
Then he would be able to come back glowing, use the shower and then return happily to his LDL 'duties', smelling of nothing but roses.
McElhinney ordered the personal shower for
MisAdventure Place soon after he jumped ship and quit the city council before he could face the music over The 08 Place.
And he was allowed to get away with yet another disgraceful abuse of public money, despite reassurances from Council Leader Warren Bradley that all of McElhinney's 'privileges' were to be withdrawn (free car parking, council lease Jag, cut-price loans, membership of professional bodies, expense account, etc, etc)
The cost of this nice little shower perk has now been revealed at an astonishing £15,800 of council taxpayers money.
We do not know if this includes council taxpayers forking out for fresh towels, fancy soaps, funny-shaped loofahs, hot and cold running Geisha girls (not blondes then? ed) for McElhinney. (Well he certainly won't need any shampoo, ed)
But the private power shower, the room to which only McElhinney has the key, can never wash away the trail of murky stains he has left all over the city council.
8 comments:
Brunette said...

Suddenly an unpleasant image has popped into my head...


suspicious said...

I hope there is no suggestion that he uses the shower for any other purpose than the vain attempt to clean himself up?


Anonymous said...

Like what for instance? Intimate meetings of Liverpool Direct....? On second thoughts......


Rod said...

I know where I would like to stick the loofah...


Anonymous said...

Who approved him spending public money on this? It's outrageous!!!


Anonymous said...

This can't be right, surely?


Anonymous said...

why do you mention blondes in the shower does this bloke like blondes?


Marilyn said...

That would be a horrible slur on this man's character, which would be totally unforgiveable. Obviously if that was suggested on this part of the blog, it would be totally untrue.

4 comments:

LIVID said...

SO IF I, FOR EXAMPLE, LIKED TO GO FORMULA ONE DRIVING DURING MY LUNCH HOUR TO BLOW THE COBWEBS AWAY, THE COUNCIL WOULD THINK IT PERFECTLY OK TO BUILD A PIT STOP FOR ME TO PARK UP IN, WHEN I HAD FINISHED WOULD THEY?
WHAT IF I FANCIED BEING A PROSTITUTE IN MY LUNCH HOUR, WOULD THEY BUILD ME A SHOWER AS WELL? OR PERHAPS THEY WOULD PROVIDE A BOUDOIR FOR ME?
ITS A FUCKING DISGRACE, THIS.

Tori Blare said...

Welcome back.

It will take more than some high jet shower to wash away the sins on what is Dr Mc. He surely sold his soulto the Henshaw Devil the day he was concieved.

Anonymous said...

What about those who have worked 'under' the good DR before? If they go out for a quick run around the block together, do they get to shower together?

Tori Blare said...

Only if you are Blonde!