Tuesday, December 04, 2007

THE RETURN OF THE HARBARROWBOY: The ice-cream man cometh....


UPDATE: 1.07 PM.

HE'S BACK!

THE ICE-CREAM MAN SLIPPED INTO THE FUN PALACE JUST AFTER 1 CLOCK TODAY.

ONE BY-STANDER TAKES UP THE STORY:

"YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP, HE JUST WANDERED INTO HIS OFFICE. THE BULLSHITER WAS NOT SITTING THERE, OTHERWISE THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN UNPLEASANT SCENE.

"IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT NOBODY EXPECTED HIM TO TURN UP, THE BULLSHITTER AND HIS GANG OF INCOMPETENTS WERE IN ANOTHER MEETING IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

"JASE WANDERED ABOUT A BIT, SCRATCHED HIS HEAD AND THEN WALKED OUT AGAIN TO THE CONFEENCE ROOM. IT WAS REALLY STRANGE.

"HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A TOBY JUG - HE HAS GOT EVEN FATTER. AND HIS SKIN IS A RIDICULOUS SHADE OF ORANGE."

FOR THE NEXT EXCITING INSTALMENT, STAY POSTED....

4 comments:

Jizz'd On Harbarrow said...

Ah'm back! Ah'm BACK!! Ah'm-back-Ah'm-back-AH'M-BACK!!!!!!

Ah'm BACK Ah'm BACK AH'M FOOKIN' BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

And who's been sittin' in MY chair? And who's been shittin' on ME??? And where's Mr fookin' 'ilton?

I've told 'im I want a FULL report on what's been kickin' off while ar've bin away. Jesus fookin' Christ, it's a fookin' mess. It's gonna tek all my management skills to sort it out. So where is that fookin' useless 'ilton?

And where's me mucker, Chris Green? CHRIS!!!! Get the fook in 'ere, and tidy my desk!! Now!! CHRIS FOOKIN' GREEN!!!!!!!!!!

What you all lookin' at? Where is that fat git? My bags need carrying'; and ah'm thirsty! GREEN, get your lazy arse in here, NOW!! What you mean, "he's gone"? Gone the fook where?

Fooked off!!??? Fookin' fooked off, and left me?? In the middle of all this shite?? Who's gonna sort it out then? BULLSHITTER!! In here, NOW. And McCogloose!!! And get that fooker, Lee Cortina, or whatever he calls his fookin' self.

Five minutes: in MY office, round MY table, listening to ME and ME ALONE, while I outline my 16-point recovery strategy.

And get that 'ilton on the phone, PRONTO - and no 'por favor'!!

Tori Blare said...

Did I pay him for a full day's work?

Does this now mean he is back in work so he can now be disciplined?

Is he trying to bribe the staff with cornetto's?

Take that are back together but I have not noticed the real Jason Orange,(Harrowbarrowboy), singing much?
Lee Forde however has sung loud and clear.

The voice of the people of LIVERPOOL said...

He has no shame the useless twat he has run the Culture Ship aground squandering money in self promotion over the past four years when he should have been building a war fund for 2008.
His imbecilic management has created the biggest PR disaster the city has ever seen and brought nothing but shame on this city.
Do the decent thing you piece of useless shit and resign !

another voice of the people of Liverpool said...

Hoorah for "The voice of the people of LIVERPOOL"
and Jase yes that is what we think in the name of God GOooooooooooo! and take you banjo and cronies with you