WE interrupt our hunt for Sheriff Bradley, the cowboy Fireman, to bring you exciting news of his bete noire - Jase the Harbarrowboy.
Seems Jase is still hanging around these here parts (quit the cowboy talk, we've moved on to another subject, eds) and has got himself a nice sinecure in Chester.
Jase is working for a £15,000 project fee for his old mucker Chris Brown, former Head of Marketing at The Mersey Partnership.
Jase is 'developing some event ideas' for Chester Racecourse for Brown who is boss of Visit Chester.
So we can now look forward to Chas Cole also being invited along shortly to see if he can attract any old 80's rock bands along to play at Chester racecourse.
As long as Phil and Chris can each wangle a gig for their lads, should be no problem.
Failing that Jase will no doubt suggest some mad rugby playing idea which can involve his many rough and tough mates.
Also look forward to some bizarre crackpot idea like those huge US trucks being brought along to churn up the racecourse and jump over 20 blondes (supplied by the Rotteweiller of course, eds)which have been laid head to toe along the length of the final furlong.
Or fierce ceremonial battles being staged down the home straight between Roman centurions and the invading barbarian hordes (voters from Liverpool, eds).
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GUI Couture represents the ultimate in convenience for busy business
men and women. We will arrange a consultation for you at your office or home, or our fitting studio in Liverpool city centre. We make ourselves available to suit you, and will happily arrange appointments during weekends and evenings.Premium quality from the fabrics to the finishing
Our range of fabrics is astounding, from pure new wool and cashmere to special blends incorporating Lycra for extra fit and comfort.
Quality is paramount in our entire offering from fabrics to finishing, and everything in between. Whether you select our basic Essential service, or our exclusive Platinum experience, GUI Couture never compromises on the quality of service or care received by our customers.
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Ever dreamt of having your own style consultant? Now you can. Our experts will help you understand what suits you and why, and GUIde your choice to ensure you look great in everything you wear. For special occasions they will assist in designing a totally unique outfit so that you stand out from the crowd.
For organisations with teams of front line staff where initial impressions are everything, GUI Couture offers a specialist Corporate Image Consultancy Service, to ensure you get the best response from your customers every time.
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WE couldn't make it up....
9 comments:
Do they do a fabric that goes with orange?
Chester Races better get ready for Jasons style of Finance hope David Pickering and Chris Brown have a spare 20 million tucked away to shore upn Jason's piss poor budgeting.
Is this another stitch-up?
I bet with the knowledge jase has of horse racing he will probably have a Pantomime Horse Handicap race as the big event. Followed by the Payoff Stakes. Someone will have to explain to him that these are not the steaks you eat! I wonder who will be up for a flutter with the Fillies. The corporate enclosure will be filled to busting with '08 Free Loaders' on a fact finding jolly (Double expenses on this trip courtesy of jase) Lastly, I bet no one mentions to jase Chester race course runs the opposite way to other courses...he could alter that without even noticing.
I can't believe they would chance it. The Harbarrowboy's track record is hardly great, what is Chester Racecourse thinking?
Maybe they are too successful and need some one to spend an extortionate amount of their cash on shite.
What background does Jase have in 'developing some event ideas’? Didn't he blame the artistic programme failure on Robin Archer? Does this mean he was actually the one who created the failed programme and therefore is to blame for the numerous shows which ran at a loss?
Hmmmm... Discuss?
Bloody hell these robbing bastards don't half look after their own don't they?
He'd need a flat cap in't same cloth and 2 poachers flaps "wun fur't whippetpft an pies and wun fur't all't cash he nobbled from Liverpool"
Theyve Found Warren:
City council chamber 'aggressive and abusive' - report
Council leader Warren Bradley, who ordered a review of town hall ethics two years ago, said: “I have always been an advocate of treating people how you would expect to be treated yourself.
“We should be able to have robust debate, but it should not stoop to a level where individuals are called names that affect them personally and their families.”
How come he didnt think that when Matt, Peroni Plot Lee and now poor pie loving Jase were bullied and intimidated out?????
Id have thought he'd need considerably more than just one poachers pocket for all the money he has relieved Liverpool of.
also what about one for his Banjo?
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